Late last night we received an anonymous email that contained the two images below. The jokes have been redacted to the point that they are not funny at all.
Included was the message:
THERE ARE NO SECRET JOKES. IF THERE WERE SECRET JOKES, YOU CAN BET THEY WOULD BE PRETTY FUNNY--BUT YOU WOULD BE BETTING YOUR LIFE (AND YOU WOULD LOSE). WE KNOW YOU DID IT. STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES. WE DIDN'T WRITE THIS. SETTLE DOWN. START A FAMILY. OBEY YOUR THIRST.MINISTRYOFSECRETJOKES.COM