Wednesday, April 30, 2008

TONIGHT: The Ministry of Secret Jokes

Late last night we received another mysterious message that we feel must get out to the public. If asked, don't say that you saw it here.

30.04.08. MINISTRY OF SECRET JOKES. FERGIE'S PUB, 1214 SANSOM. SECOND FLOOR. 9-12PM. ASK FOR ESQUIVEL. YO MOMMA LOVES OBAMA.

STAND-UP: PATRICK ARGIRO. BRIAN MERUSI. DOOGIE HORNER. KENT HAINES. AARON HERTZOG. CHIP CHANTRY. CHRIS SCHLOTTERER. JOHN KENSIL.

OMNIANA BATTLE: STEVE "PREPOSTEROUS" GERBEN VS. PAT "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" BARKER.

HACK! GAMESHOW: CHIP CHANTRY. STEVE GERBEN. JEN THWING.

JAZZ ORGAN MUSIC: JIMMY "SAUSAGE FINGERS" SMITH.

ALERT: DANCING BEAR SICK WITH FLU. WON'T MAKE SHOW. CANCEL DANCE-OFF.

MINISTRYOFSECRETJOKES.COM

1 comment:

Chip Chantry said...

Please take this posting down. The public is not to know about this.

You do not want to find out what will happen if you do not delete this post immediately.

DO NOT COME TO THIS SHOW TONIGHT! I BEG YOU! DO NOT COME! NONE OF YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!