Wednesday, October 29, 2008

A personal message from Doogie Horner, Minister of Secret Jokes for Philadelphia County

Hello Junior Joketeers,

Since the World Series has been rescheduled for tonight (Wednesday), I have no choice but to cancel the Ministry of Secret Jokes this month. I know nobody would show up, including the performers, and I don't want a repeat of my third grade birthday party.

Congratulations, baseball, you win again! I hope you're happy. Instead of spreading joy and laughter to crippled children at Fergie's Pub, I will be at home, watching the game and making bongs out of objects around the house.

The next Ministry will be November 26th.

Go Phils!

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