Friday, December 19, 2008

Gregg Gethard's Disney World Family Photos

Things just seem to happen to Gregg Gethard. After telling a few stories at comedy shows in New York City, he created his own monthly show in Philly, BEDTIME STORIES, to tell a few more. Over the past two years the show has grown in audience and features some of the best comics in the city.

Here, Gregg shares some of his photos from his recent trip to Disney World. All of the photos are after the jump (ie. "Read More...").

Here, my cousin Steven poses in front of the first of hundreds of morbidly obese patrons of Disney World.
In their downtime, employees of Disney’s Hollywood Studios enjoy street gambling.
Enjoy the taste of ABC Melodramas!
Here’s me standing with a Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger in front of junk sculptures.
Disney’s refreshments also prevent viscosity and thermal breakdown.
No, this man is not auditioning to play a role as a child rapist on Law and Order: SVU. He is an actual Disney employee.
“What a coincidence! You’re wearing the same shade of shitty green that I am!”
Disney is a great place to buy and wear a hat that embraces your inner dickhead.
I, along with my many Somali pirate friends, managed to hijack an oil tanker when in Florida.
This speaks for itself.
Here, my face is accidentally set on fire while touring Hollywood Studios.
My wife plans on going to the Warped Tour this year.
My favorite television show of all time.
Matching ponchos!
“Hey, kids, can you sit by this filthy garbage can while I go ride Big Thunder Mountain?”
I want to play on this team!
Delicious food awaits all those who go to Disney!
Communist Chinese puppets on sale at Epcot!
Wear the shirt of your favorite 20th Century dictator!
Some girl vomiting.
Brashest use of a fanny pack.
Wear the jersey of your favorite athletic role model!
Disney allows you a chance to wolf down a turkey leg.
This is straight out of an Orwell novel.
Hot, slutty 70’s robot.
Just in case you don’t know how to wash your hands.
Here’s a photo of a man taking a photo of a stuffed rabbit.
This kind of says it all.


Jeff Hawkins said...

I'm putting one photo together with another and figuring out that your wife unleashed her inner dickhead.

Also, that Disney wasn't a Nazi but rather a communist, which makes him much more acceptable to today's liberal chic :)

Rob said...

Amazing Gregg. Tell Illana I want to go to the Warped tour too. I'll wear my felt Alice in Wonderland branded 'Mad Hatter' hat. If anyone asks, my word verification to post this comment was 'santem'.

Anonymous said...

Ilana made most of these comments, BTW.


milo said...

Dude, hilarious, but be careful messing with The Mouse. They might find you in the trunk of a car in South Philly wearing nothing but a Little Mermaid fin.

Minako said...

Hi... just happen to cross your site...

Im planning to go to Tokyo or Hong Kong Disney this Christmas. Hoho and I found some stuffs from Hong Kong Disneyland here as well:

I will definitely take tones of photos there!!!